Ebola La La
SONG ORIGNALLY BY RUCKA RUCKA ALI
IF YOU FIND THIS OFFENSIVE, THAN YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE.
I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West Side
It hids in the suitcase
2 days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
& give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
& leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
Drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
& I give no fucks
[Pre-Hook One]
They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen?
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
I'm sorry but I have it & you have it
Or you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it
Just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the Enemy
Listen
[Hook One]
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & you have Ebo-la-la-la-
la-la & we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Justin has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola
[Bridge One]
Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh
[Verse Two]
Airports
Check if he's Black
He could have Ebola so send him back
In fact keep a eye on the Black Eye Peas
Mostly Black & Guy
Don't worry about Peas
& the Cosbys could have Ebola also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit til this crisis is
contained
Don't let the Obamas on the plane cause
[Pre-Hook Two]
They black, they could have Ebola
Might as well also watch for Ayrabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep em safe in Guantanamo Bay
I'm sorry for everybody for the drama but we're
gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent
[Hook Two]
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
2Pac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & AIDS
[Bridge Two]
Diggy & Biggie & Jay-Z & Nas have Ebola
Stephanie DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
Every shittle little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow
[Hook Three]
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
He got it from Ben Affleck
La-la-la-la-la
The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
[Outro]
I have some Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We all have Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We need some Ricola
(La-la-la-la-la)
& some Pepsi Cola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Tommy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Billy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Jason has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Trini has Ebola
Oh wait no, she died years ago